SWAMP JETLAGG WEEK 2 - MUCK 5!

The SwampMan is fresh off a red eye flight and going to make this a brief Muck 5. Looking to bounce back this week in a big way after a promising start to week 1 didn't end so well for your favorite slimeball! They can't keep a good creature down baby, LET's GO!

***SAN DIEGO CHARGERS @ CINCINATTI BENGALS***

Rivers and Co. are for real this year. They had a very nice character win last week at home versus Detroit. I think Cincinatti is overvalued after beating up on the Raiders last week and will be in a tough one against the Bolts today. When in tough & close games, fade the Red Rifle Andy Dalton! BOLTS +3

***TENNESEE TITANS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS***

Can't fight destiny baby. I believe Johnny Football with the proper weekly notice of starting this game will have a big day. The Browns defense will be much different at home than what the Tampa Bay Bucs showed rookie QB Mariotta last weekened. I like Kruger and friends to get in his face today and force some costly mistakes. Manziel will use his legs and be effective enough, and the same goes for the running game by committee from Cleveland. Mariotta is the truth, but will come crashing back down to reality today in a ruckus dog pound. BROWNS +1.5

***TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ NEW ORLEANS SAINTS***

After an awful showing in thier home opener in Tampa, the Bucs head into one of the hardest plays to play in New Orleans when they face their division rival, the Saints who are also fresh off a loss. This game will be a back and forth shootout and I like Winston to have a bounce back game to keep this one closer than 10 points. The Saints defense is absolutely nothing to be scared of and will allow the Bucs to establish RB Doug Martin which will open up the soft secondary for Winston to have some success with his plethora of weapons. Drew Brees will also do his thing but I think the Bucs have the speed at LB to shut down their screen game, or at least disrupt it enough to get some stops. Banking on this one to be a close divison battle. BUCS +10

***DALLAS COWBOYS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES***

Really like Chip and the birds at home here after a bad loss last Monday Night. Dallas did not look good whatsoever and were extremely lucky to come out of their home opener with a win against the Giants last Sunday Night. Now with the loss of their stud WR Dez Bryant, a very talented and ball hawking Eagles defense should find success against this Dallas offense especially when adding the fact that they will be feeding off the energy from their anxious home crowd. Once Philly goes up in this game (which they will) and Dallas is forced to play catch-up, this one could get ugly quick. Chip will not slow it down either, after last week's loss he will pour it on here if he gets the chance. Ex-Cowboy RB DeMArco Murray will be looking to get revenge on his old team not paying him the money he wanted and letting him walk. He will want to show them what they are missing out on and Chip will call the plays to let him do so. Lastly, Dallas does not have the secondary to cover all the speed of this team, look for rookie WR Nelson Agohlor to have a breakout game. PHILLY BIRDS BIG-6.5

***BALTIMORE RAVENS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS***

DAAA RRRRRRAIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAZZZZ looked like straight poo last week. Nothing was working for them and everything seemed to be going Cincy's way early which caused Oakland to cave and fold 'em. Especially once QB Derek Carr went out with a hurt thumb and Oakland went down big on the scoreboard, it was over. Today they get a second chance at home in the Black Hole to start things off on the right foot against a team that just lost their defensive leader in Terrell Suggs. The Ravens seem to also still be working out the kinks and immobile QB Joe Flacco could be in trouble today in the pocket when Raider LB Kahlil Mack gets after him. I think Carr and rookie WR Amari Cooper get on the same page today with a full game to work at it. Also, RB Latavius Murray will be a workhorse today to establish the pace of the game for Oakland. Nice bounce back spot here for a talented young team. I think they win outright. DAAA RAAAAIIIIIDAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ +5